Rate Obama

Butt why should I?

Too many trees are being cut down just to make your bathroom experience more pleasurable…the fluffier the paper the more trees that have to come down. I honestly don’t care how soft my toilet paper is, and I don’t even go camping. But all you spoiled people out there that need comfort; you are cutting [...]

Sex Sells

Last Christmas I flew Southwest and not only did my luggage not show up at my destination I actually received a sealed empty bag of pretzels on the flight. I knew times were tough but do they just want to give the illusion of handing out snacks? Well now the airlines as stooped to a lower [...]

From flashing breasts to repentance

Yesterday was Fat Tuesday or Mardi Gras in New Orleans. I have New Orleans on my “places to visit before I die” list but not during the Mardi Gras season. I may have attempted the craziness in my 20’s but lifting my shirt in front of a bunch of strangers now would just not be [...]

Suck it up

Why can’t I seem to find a good vacuum cleaner…I am jinxed when it comes to purchasing this particular item. Is there anyone out there who loves their vacuum cleaner? Maybe I can’t find one I like because I expect too much from it. When I push it back and forward I want to do [...]

Oscap

Let me give you my Oscap…a recap of the Oscars. First let me say that the one perk of living in California is that the Oscars are over by 9:00 and everyone who watches still gets a good nights sleep.   Red Carpet – Oh wait…I fell asleep for a tad. I found the dresses quite [...]

And the Oscar for the coolest outfit goes to…

Today in my post I am combining my two loves…Cher and the Oscars (which are on tomorrow night in case you have lived in a hole for the past couple of weeks). Cher was snubbed by Mr. Oscar…she did not get nominated for Mask which she was SUPERB in. And it’s not me being biast, many people agree. [...]

Catholic School Days

Meryl Streep is nominated for best actress in Doubt, which she plays the head nun of a school and thinks a boy is being abused by the pastor. As always she did an awesome acting job. Throughout the movie I kept thinking back to the days when I attended Our Lady of Mount Carmel School [...]

Oscar is always political

Keeping with Oscar week I remembered that Jon Stewart had a great opening monologue and now that Barack is president it makes it even more profound. Remember last year- “Democrats do have an historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid is [...]

Gifts Galore

I think there is one Oscar tradition we should get rid of…the goody bag. I thought goody bags were for 5 year olds after a party at Chuck E Cheese that got filled with all the crap you won with your tickets. In past years, celebrity Oscar gifts have included a $5,000 commode, a $5,000 [...]

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