When life gives you lemons…

I love good quotes, they make me think and some stay in my mind forever. In case you haven’t gone on my “Quotes” page, I invite you to please share your favorite ones, serious or funny. Let me share some of my favorite ones with you-

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

   -Drew Carey

 

“Be yourself, everybody else is taken.”
-Oscar Wilde

 

“The New York Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.”

– Dr. John Becker (Becker)

 

“Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.”

 ~Cheris Kramarae and Paula Treichler

 

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

 – Homer Simpson

 

”No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”

-Eleanor Roosevelt

 

“You can measure distance by time. “How far away is it?” “Oh about 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around 3 miles.”
                            -Jerry Seinfeld

 

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2 Responses

  1. These are great! I love Drew Carey’s.

    One more to add to the list…

    “You just can’t fix stupid”

  2. when life gives you lemons and you dont like lemonade then make it anyway because you can sell it. hey life just gave yoou 5 bucks! or make some grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it

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