Rainy days and Monday’s

Monday at work usually stinks and the Monday of a 3 day holiday work week is even worse.  No one is really working, productivity is at a low but it is to be expected. This rule also goes for the Daily Dalia; I have absolutely nothing for today (not sure how the rest of the week will go).  But I can’t just give you nothing so I found a few somewhat funny Thanksgiving Day quotes. I’ll admit there not great but I searched high and low and this is the best I could find. If you can find one better, please share!

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James

I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon Stewart

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
P.J. O’Rourke

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Phyllis Diller



One Response

  1. hay at least you showed up for your daily post unlike my co-workers!

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