Rainy days and Monday’s

Monday at work usually stinks and the Monday of a 3 day holiday work week is even worse.  No one is really working, productivity is at a low but it is to be expected. This rule also goes for the Daily Dalia; I have absolutely nothing for today (not sure how the rest of the week will go).  But I can’t just give you nothing so I found a few somewhat funny Thanksgiving Day quotes. I’ll admit there not great but I searched high and low and this is the best I could find. If you can find one better, please share!

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James

I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon Stewart

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
P.J. O’Rourke

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Phyllis Diller

 

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One Response

  1. hay at least you showed up for your daily post unlike my co-workers!

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