When Life gives you Lemons…

I love good quotes, they make me think and some stay in my mind forever. In case you haven’t gone on my “Quotes” page, I invite you to please share your favorite ones, serious or funny. Let me share some of my favorite ones with you-

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”  – Drew Carey

 “Be yourself, everybody else is taken.”
Oscar Wilde

 “The New York Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.”– Dr. John Becker (Becker)

 “Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.” ~Cheris Kramarae and Paula Treichler

 “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”– Homer Simpson

 ”No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”  Eleanor Roosevelt

 “You can measure distance by time. “How far away is it?” “Oh about 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around 3 miles.”  – Jerry Seinfeld

What’s your favorite quote?

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Christmas Quotes


That’s the true spirit of Christmas… people being helped by people other than me. – Jerry Seinfeld

Christmas is a time when people are lonely and desperate; it’s the most wonderful time of the year. – Barney (How I Met Your Mother)

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa.  Bart Simpson

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. – Frank McKinney Hubbard

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. – Anonymous

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. –Johnny Carson

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. – Bernard Manning

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” –Shirley Temple

When life gives you lemons…

I love good quotes, they make me think and some stay in my mind forever. In case you haven’t gone on my “Quotes” page, I invite you to please share your favorite ones, serious or funny. Let me share some of my favorite ones with you-

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

   -Drew Carey

 

“Be yourself, everybody else is taken.”
-Oscar Wilde

 

“The New York Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.”

– Dr. John Becker (Becker)

 

“Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.”

 ~Cheris Kramarae and Paula Treichler

 

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

 – Homer Simpson

 

”No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”

-Eleanor Roosevelt

 

“You can measure distance by time. “How far away is it?” “Oh about 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around 3 miles.”
                            -Jerry Seinfeld