When Life gives you Lemons…

I love good quotes, they make me think and some stay in my mind forever. In case you haven’t gone on my “Quotes” page, I invite you to please share your favorite ones, serious or funny. Let me share some of my favorite ones with you-

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”  – Drew Carey

 “Be yourself, everybody else is taken.”
Oscar Wilde

 “The New York Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.”– Dr. John Becker (Becker)

 “Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.” ~Cheris Kramarae and Paula Treichler

 “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”– Homer Simpson

 ”No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”  Eleanor Roosevelt

 “You can measure distance by time. “How far away is it?” “Oh about 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around 3 miles.”  – Jerry Seinfeld

What’s your favorite quote?

When life gives you lemons, part 2

Some more favorite quotes from my “quotes” tab-

“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’” – Bob Newhart

 “When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it” – Bernard Bailey

“Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!” – George Carlin

“Every Child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.” – Picasso

“Good Lord. I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t somebody just pee directly on me” – Karen (Will & Grace)

“As long as I’ve known anything about politics, I’ve been skeptical. And it has evolved. The more I saw, the more skeptical I became”. – David Brinkley

“The only thing that separates us from the animals is the ability to accessorize” – Steel Magnolias

When life gives you lemons…

I love good quotes, they make me think and some stay in my mind forever. In case you haven’t gone on my “Quotes” page, I invite you to please share your favorite ones, serious or funny. Let me share some of my favorite ones with you-

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

   -Drew Carey

 

“Be yourself, everybody else is taken.”
-Oscar Wilde

 

“The New York Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.”

– Dr. John Becker (Becker)

 

“Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.”

 ~Cheris Kramarae and Paula Treichler

 

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

 – Homer Simpson

 

”No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”

-Eleanor Roosevelt

 

“You can measure distance by time. “How far away is it?” “Oh about 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around 3 miles.”
                            -Jerry Seinfeld

 

Your Sunday Quote

“My Mother’s menu consisted of 2 choices: Take it or Leave it”                      

                                                                          -Buddy Hackett