Huh?

I have always said one thing I would do if won the lottery (besides going to Greece) would be to go in a restaurant, order a cup of coffee and leave $100 tip. Then I would run outside and look at the server’s face when they see the tip. Hmm…this dream was many years ago, maybe I should up the tip to $500 now with inflation and all.

This morning I read that Johnny Depp copied my idea! He went out to dinner with some friends and his bill came to $4400 and he tipped the server $4000. The waiter calls Depp a “humble guy” and a “cool dude”. (And for any of you “Friends” fans, Johnny Depp is on my laminated list). I always knew he was a good guy.

Another thing I have been saying is that before I die I have to get a straight royal flush in video poker…last week that finally happened. Actually when I got it I said “I can die now”. I’m not morbid; I just have a sick sense of humor. Anyway…where I am going with this is…honestly I don’t know where I am going with this. I’m just rambling; I can do that once in awhile. You try writing something everday!

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T.V Quotes

Here are a few quotes from some of my favorite shows, please share your fav’s!

FAMILY TIES-

Alex: Mallory, someone stupid called… sometime today… about something trivial.
Mallory: Alex, you know that could be any one of my friends.

 

BECKER

Becker: Who the hell is this guy? The president? Does he have the launch codes or something? I mean, how inflated does your ego have to be to think that the earth’s gonna spin off its axis if you miss a call? Frankly, I’d pay extra for a device that would make it harder for the world to find me.

THE DREW CAREY SHOW

Kate: Oh, my God! How could you lie on the bible?
Lewis: Well, it’s simple. I’m a single, forty-one-year-old janitor. What’s God gonna do? Take that away from me?

 

FRASIER

Frasier: You refused to take me to see West Side Story on my eighth birthday.
Martin:
Because of the gangs! Those would be scary to any kid!
Frasier:
Even gangs that dance?
Martin: Especially gangs that dance!

 

FRIENDS

Chandler: Want some chocolate milk?
Ross: No thanks, I am twenty-nine.

 

SPIN CITY

Mike: My grandmother thought that a homosexual was a person who slept with one person their whole life. We were gonna let it slide but she kept telling the mailman she was a homosexual.

 

WILL AND GRACE

Karen: You know CPR?
Jack: Oh, yeah. I had to do it on my father when I told him I was gay… Only I think it just confused him even more.

I’ll be there for you…

Ok, you’re on a deserted island for the rest of your life and can only have ONE T.V show, what would it be? I would pick Friends, 10 years worth of a great comedy & cast would keep me entertained and now, (let’s all keep our fingers crossed)a possible movie!! Thanks to the success of Sex and the City, Friends may follow suit. Seeing “PIVOT” on the big screen, what more could you ask for! I would have to think Friends would do better at the box office then Sex and the City, I know plenty of men who would have to concur. We all have some “friends” in us; I am a clean freak, I love clothes and I have a little hippie in me…that all three females! How many times does something happen in life and you can always refer back to a Friends episode…I’m ready for more.

2nd runners up for my deserted island choice: Roseanne or Seinfeld…what would you choose?